do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza
San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.
I love pranks like this.
that is a pretty good natured pizza man.
that dude is SO down for this
“everyone have a bountiful feast”
(Source: t-gibson)
I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
- me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
- me: apparently yes
- one direction: NA NA NA NA NA NA THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
- my chemical romance: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA FROM MALL SECURITY
- rihanna: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME
- paul mccartney: NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY JUDE
- gwen stefani: IF I WAS A RICH GIRL NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
- blink-182: TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
- pink: NA NA NA NA NA I WANNA START A FIGHT
- batman: NA NA NA NA NA NA ME
- sodium: Na
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
(Source: drarna)
has this been done
Fuck yes








